Actually, I knew Teresa before she met John.

[elshiva]

We met in Boston the summer of 1990. She joined and soon became the leader of LadySpirit, our commune outside of Provincetown. Except we called her Teresa ThunderClit, that was her amazon name. We were all lovers for two years (we shared everything on that commune), but it didn't last... She was fated for another senator.

If all y'all blieve that I got a bridge in Iraq to sell ya.
Shame on me!

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. Hey man

That was weirdly funny. But you should totally go for it. (Not that I have an ulterior motive or anything.) Ahem.

Besides you know who the real Mrs. Kerry is ;)

[elshiva]

5. Thanks, Mrs. Kerry.

What is it that I should go for? I'm a married woman like you!

[GRLMGC]

6. but she needs your help in reclaiming her rightful place

Aren't you a team player? :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

7. Yeh, I'm a teamplayer.

I have apologized to Mrs. Kerry before in not being able to arrange a meeting. I live in MD, not MA. If I send an e-mail or phone his office, I get a message like: Are you from MA? If you're not from MA, he'll probably NOT be able to answer your message." Ask TayTay or someone else in MA.
Here's the best way that I know to help Mrs. Kerry reclaim her place: Kerry's DC office number is 202-224-3135. Not much help, sorry.

[WildEyedLiberal]

9. Sweet! Now all I need is his CELL number

"Hey baby, it's me... I've missed you..."

[elshiva]

10. LOL, I don't have that.

See, I'm no help at all.

[TayTay]

12. You must pass an accent test

before you can call the Senator's office and pretend to pass yourself off as a noble resident of the great Commonwealth of Massachusetts. You will be tested on the following sentences.

The New England Patriots are the World Champions for the third time. Boston should be extremely proud. We are humbled and feel blessed at this amazing accomplishment.

Now, in Bostonese: "The F*ckin Pats rule! Threepeat! Bawston is the Title-City. Thihd Title in fo-ah ye-ahs! This is wickit, wickit awesome. You wanna go to the packie and get some more friggin be-yahs. We are almost out. What time is it anyway, 10:30 in the mahnin'? We should pohty some mo-ah. Jaysuz, it's f*ckin cold out he-yah. I f*ckin love Tom Brady. He is, like so f*ckin awesome. Wicket, wicket, awesome. I'm freezin out he-yah, way-yah ah the friggin duck boats anyway. PATS RULE!"

Pass this test and you too can call Sen. Kerry's office and be greated with respect as all Bay Staters undoubtedly are.

[elshiva]

14. LOL. I'm terrible at faking accents.

[JohnKleeb]

2. ha thats like believing the threesome story I tell

You want it to be true but you know its not, but hey I love both of the two mentioned, and I really wish I could talk to the other one right now but damnit :(.

[elshiva]

8. What threesome story?

We haven't been censored yet.

[JohnKleeb]

11. haha join the crazy bunch in a chat one night, you'll find out

not only is it illogical but it wouldnt happen, though I can dream and I am sure one of the subjects in question would love to do what I wanna do the subject in question. Goddamnit :D.

[elshiva]

13. Being mysterious again.

What threesome? I don't know how to do the chats.

[JohnKleeb]

15. Nah its just one of the participants of the threesome isnt exactly famous

I dont wanna name names but she's sure the girl I really like.

[LittleClarkie]

3. Sadly, I was buyin' it until you were all lovers for 2 years

I even bought "Thunderclit."

An all day sucker am I.

[WildEyedLiberal]

4. You did NOT

Buy "Thunderclit." Say it ain't so.

Incidentally, that's my nickname...

No, it isn't.