IS YOUR SENATOR HOT OR NOT?

[WildEyedLiberal]

http://www.adamshoop.org/hotornot/

"Find out if your boi or girl is representin' the way you like!"

I am SERIOUSLY laughing my ass off over here. You can rate all 100 senators according to hotness. There is also a top ten and bottom ten of the most/least attractive senators, as judged by the viewers. John Kerry is only 8th on the hot list, guys! We need to raise his score! Come on Kerrycrats, I know you can defend our man's honor (and hotness).

[elshiva]

1. LOL! Those pictures are frikkin'

hilarious. Representing to me means more the looks, it means standing up for Democratic principles. So Sarbanes and Mikulski my senators get a 10 for being politically sexy. Gave most Dems a 10 and most Repukes a 1. Exceptions Joementum and Bill Nelson got a 2 and a 1 for being DINOS. Olympia Snow and Susan Collins both got a 5 because they are good moderate repubs.
Really hilarious is the fact that Teddy Kennedy is represented by a hamburger! But he still is in the top 10 cos he's a great senator.

Eat your heart out, Mrs. Kerry:

[WildEyedLiberal]

3. I actually graded them based on appearance

Because it's a parody of "hot or not" which is the shallowest site in the world. But I had to give a few people grades adjusted with coolness. Kerry was the only man worthy of my perfect 10. He should totally be higher on that list.

[JI7]

8. the picture of Kerry on there is really nice

[JI7]

2. the bottom 10 are all Republicans

[Pirate Smile]

4. It won't go to the top 10 for me.

:-(

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. The link takes FOREVER to load

And I have high-speed internets.

Maybe give it some time?

[JI7]

7. the website is really slow

and just seems to crash for a while at times. but i was able to get through a few times.

[elshiva]

41. Top 10 are all Democrats!

We are the sexy party.

[WildEyedLiberal]

5. And some of them are truly ugly

I think I remember Mike DeWine and Mitch McConnell being particularly gross.

[GRLMGC]

9. Boxer and Feinstein

Boxer is hardcore and her hair rules. Feinstein was probably very pretty when she was younger.

[JI7]

10. i think the website was visited by a few South Dakota Democrats

which is why South Dakota Democratic Senator Tim Johnson is rated the hottest while South Dakota Republican Senator John Thune is totally at the bottom as number 100.

[WildEyedLiberal]

11. Yeah the whole state probably went there

It has like 400,000 hits... isn't that like the entire population of SD? :P

[pamela]

12. My poor little senator...

What a funny picture though.

[GRLMGC]

13. Yay for short people

:)

[WildEyedLiberal]

14. I beat up short people

Haha, munchkins.

:evilgrin:

[GRLMGC]

15. AWW HELL NO!

I'll kick you in the shins and run away, bitch!

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. Hahahaha

I'll put my palm on top of your head and keep you from getting within arm's length of me. :P

[elshiva]

17. Mikulski frikkin rules!

I gave her a 10. These are POLITICIANS their job is not to be sexy like models, but be politically hot, i.e. good Dems and good human beings.

[pamela]

18. I gave her a ten, too.

I wasn't slamming her. I just thought that picture was funny.:shrug:

[elshiva]

40. Yeh, I know you weren't slamming her.

I just was expressing my affection for her.

[WildEyedLiberal]

19. It's just a joke

Kerry was my only 10 :loveya: Though I generally gave at least a 4 or 5 to Dems (except Joementum), and let their actual attractiveness make them higher, depending.

[Vektor]

25. Oh! She's the cutest little thing.

I gave her a good rating, because, I too, am little.

[TayTay]

38. We need a pic of Sen Milkowski...

standing next to John Kerry. (It would be like hobbits and elves.) I just want to see this. Someone must have one from last summer.

I gave her an 8. I love her. She was the lone female Senator for a long time.

I only gave out one 10.

Oh, and Kerry si #4 with a 6.9 rating. (Shut up.)

[CBHagman]

60. Oh, that's priceless! Thanks for posting that.

Mikulski is the one who said, on a triumphant election night, "They say it ain't over till the fat lady sings, but this chunky Marylander is ready to belt one out!"

Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, inner beauty trumps these little beauty contests. Due to his principles, Paul Sarbanes is just gorgeous.

That said, my representative, Chris Van Hollen, is beautiful inside and out!

[elshiva]

69. Yes, Van Hollen, rules!

Are you in PG county? I'm up in Harford stuck with Bushbot Roscoe Bartlett. No inner or outer beauty there, total parrot of the Bush agenda.

[Withywindle]

20. I love that site! It cracks me up!

There was a pretty impressive ballot-stuffing job for Frank Lautenberg a while back too.


No offense, MA, but my personal campaign among friends and in my office has been to challenge your status as the only state to make the Top 10 twice. So I've been campaigning to get folks to rate my sweetie Dick Durbin waayyyy up.


But of course I always give Kerry a 10 too. Has he passed Evan Fuckin' Bayh yet?


And is the Top 10 still 100% Dem and the bottom 10 still 100% Repub? Man, they elect some fugly bastards! No wonder they're so repressive on sex!

[WildEyedLiberal]

21. Durbin is a hottie!

We do have some good looking senators, don't we?

[Withywindle]

22. TOTAL hottie!

He's like your friend's uncle who hits on you at a wedding and he's so smart and funny and hot you really kinda wanna go there!

Obama totally deserves a major spanking for a couple of those votes--and I'd gladly do it! :evilgrin:


Neither of 'em's a Kerry, of course....but, sigh, I am simply not monogamous by nature.

Go give 'em all a nice rating-up for me!

[WildEyedLiberal]

23. I'm pretty monogamous and would definitely pick Kerry

But if I can't have him, yeah, I'd take Durbin! He's so cute! A bit short for me, but eh... I'd deal.

[Withywindle]

24. Oh, totally Kerry....

...and it's not a hard choice either.

Assuming I have to choose, that is. :evilgrin:

How short is Durbin, really? I've never actually seen him in person.

No biggie. I've dated guys shorter than me. (I'm 5'6"). They work really hard to please.

[WildEyedLiberal]

26. Shorter than me

I'm 5'6-5'7. Cute lil guy!

[Withywindle]

27. Awwwww...

What have we learned from this 1,000 page book and 12-hour movie, kids?

Never. Underestimate. Hobbits. (Iron will and pure sex).


OMG. Look at that Kerry picture again.

Is that a BVM nightlight?!?

[TayTay]

28. 'Tis true

The hobbits are the only ones who are still getting married and having kids. (Sam has, what, 13 kids in the course of his marriage?) Hobbits are obviously the only ones getting any, because they are the only ones who are not so deeply into 'courtly love.' They just want to get on with it without all the speeches, meaningful looks and decades of engagement.

Hobbits Rule!

[elshiva]

45. Wow! Thanks Withywindle for your insight.

I think that is a BVM statue not a nightlight. I got a BVM nightlight and its all white. It's probably one of those Florentine mini statues available at your local Catholic gift store. Very nice detail to that lovely picture that I did not notice. Thanks again!

[karynnj]

29. THE BACK KEY LETS YOU REVOTE LOTS OF TIMES

When you get to Kerry, vote (10), then use back. Vote again the vote tally increases - it takes over over 100 votes to move the average a tenth of a point. So, Kerry is now in 5th place.

Confession - I found this when I decided to maximize the impact of Kerry's vote by giving him a 10, and everyone else a 1 (which would improve only Kerry relative to everyone and hurt no one except relative to Kerry. The second time through though, I did not pay enough attention and continued to hit 1 when Kerry's photo came up, in horror at this great misdeed, I hit back and saw they let me revote out of curiosity I did it again and saw the vote tally increased. So, I decided Kerry needed to be above 5.9

And I thought I was an honest grownup!

[whometense]

30. Kerry's up to number

six this morning!

oops - 5 by the time I got this posted.

[WildEyedLiberal]

31. HAHAHAHAHA THIS OWNS

I love you guys!

Ballot stuffing the hot vote for Kerry! We are TRULY dedicated. Besides, he deserved WAY higher than a 5.9. He's now up to 6.8 and is ranked fourth! I knew I could count on you guys to pull through.

[karynnj]

Felt justified because there was ballot stuffing for others

If you look at Johnson's and Lautenberg's vote counts they are over 10,000 moat of the others were in the low 4,000 range. So Obama is probably the one that's getting the real highest average.

Mathematically, it would take over 2000 votes to get him to 7.7 and to number 1

[WildEyedLiberal]

34. Well I just brought him up to 6.9

Huhuhuhuhuhuh, 69, huhuhuh.

Hahaha, anyways.

[Pirate Smile]

47. Now - 7.1 and in #3. #1 is at 7.7

He just passed Obama.

[Firespirit]

48. Do I smell electronic ballot box stuffing?!?

That's perfect. Stuffing Kerry's sexiness vote to put him above the rest. Well, he deserves to have some "irregularities" in his favor occasionally!

:evilgrin:

[karynnj]

57. Did feel that it was ironic as it was on the day they

spoke on election reform. But the 2 top choices had cheating fans too. (Obama had a normal low vote count - so he probably deserved to be number 1)

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[WildEyedLiberal]

33. That's what you say, Grovelbot.

[Pirate Smile]

49. There was a thread about someone's family member dying and Grovelbot

chimes in - It was very rude and inappropriate. That is all I'm saying. Humph! The guy has no friggin manners.:spank:

[Pirate Smile]

44. Acckkkk. I didn't think he would follow us into our happy place.

[Lavender Brown]

35. Ouch

That's kind of mean to Teddy huh? LOL

[karynnj]

36. But even though they use a giant hamburger play ground thing

He's still in the top 10! Wonder why only Kennedy got a strange picture - surely it's easy to get a real Kennedy picture. (But the hamburger is kind of cute.)

[Lavender Brown]

37. He was pretty good looking back in the day

(I hope that doesn't make me sound ageist or anything).

[Goldeneye]

43. I had to go look what Ted Kennedy looked like when he was younger.

Look





Ok, so he's not young here...but its got Kerry...

[elshiva]

46. Nice pictures, they really go way back.

I don't think Teddy changed too much except for the hair. JK looks a lot different...

[pamela]

39. Warner's got a strange picture, too.

Too funny!

[elshiva]

42. I like the picture actually.

It does sort of look like Teddy. I think he's in the top 10 because of his coolness and vocal anti-Bush stance.

[Pirate Smile]

51. I love Mitch McConnell with a purse.

:D

[elshiva]

54. Hilarious! Did he do a skit with him mincing

as the homophobe that he is?

[Pirate Smile]

55. He is on Face the Nation. What the hell is he doing?

LOL

[Pirate Smile]

50. Excuse me. I don't know who the men are in the photo of "Bill Nelson" but

it is NOT Bill Nelson.



hee hee hee

THIS is Bill Nelson

[Hans Delbrook]

52. Yay!!!!!!!

I got him to 7.2 and in the 6000's!! That was the most fun I've had on line since the election!

:party: :bounce:

[pamela]

53. Good job!

I got him from 7 to 7.1 earlier and that put him at #3 ahead of Obama. I must have voted about 300 times. Lol! Yes, I need to get a life.

[karynnj]

56. Thought it was fun too - Here's fun that was on another board weeks ago

even though I felt so silly sitting there entering repeated 10s. A feww weeks after the election, someone posted a silly game that let you save hamsters and made Kerry win. It started with the video of Alex Kerry's story and the Bush girls snarky counter story of their hamster not making it. I never have liked video games, but it really really made me feel happy (for at least a few minutes.


http://www.hamstersforkerry.com/h4kgame.swf

[karynnj]

58. Wow! He's number 1

Just looked to see where he was and he has a 7.8 making him #1. He seems to have received about 2000 votes since yesterday

[Pirate Smile]

59. I think we have lurkers who can't or don't post but I bet they worked on

it.:hi:

[Firespirit]

61. WTF, those South Dakotans are messing with the poll

He was #1 last night and had a rating of 8, but those punks have brought him down to #2 again.

At work now to rectify that. :evilgrin:

[Firespirit]

62. They appear to be scripting it, or....

..or else there are a bunch of them with broadband connections all hitting it at once, even as I speak. His vote count is really skyrocketing.

[JI7]

63. HERE THEY ARE

the bottom page is an anti john thune website by south dakota democrats. it's really mostly a pro south dakota dem site . they make mention of the hot or not poll with Tim Johnson winning and the Republican Thune being last. i assume they are voting down thune and up their won dem guy Johnson. well, at least it's not a pro repubilcan site.

but it shows we will have to regularly keep voting to get Kerry to 10 and #1 and keep him there.


http://thunewatch.squarespace.com/

[JI7]

64. they are voting DOWN Kerry

they arne't just voting up Johnson, but they are voting down Kerry. he is at 7.1 now.

[Firespirit]

65. Not anymore ;-)

I gave the poll some WMD treatment.

That sucks, if they're Dems they shouldn't be voting him down; I didn't tear down their guy, just propped up Kerry.

[JohnKleeb]

66. hahahah better do some more voting

Tim Johnson must have people he lusted for. Ive already used that site, and yes thinking of y'all I gave Kerry a 10. Do I get a pretty woman pic now?

[Firespirit]

67. Not yet, you must commit massive fraud.

Such as what's very clearly going on from both sides.

[Pirate Smile]

71. It appears massive fraud has been committed. Anyone want to take

credit?

1. John Kerry Massachusetts Democrat 8.7
2. Tim Johnson South Dakota Democrat 7.9
3. Frank Lautenberg New Jersey Democrat 7.3
4. Barack Obama Illinois Democrat 7
5. Mary Landrieu Louisiana Democrat 6.5
6. Russ Feingold Wisconsin Democrat 6.2
7. Maria Cantwell Washington Democrat 6
8. Hillary Clinton New York Democrat 5.8
9. Evan Bayh Indiana Democrat 5.7
10. Ted Kennedy Massachusetts Democrat 5.7

Kerry has 16106 votes

[Firespirit]

72. Well well well.

The poll's become "which side can out-fraud the other." And that looks like a definite landslide. We must prepare for the worst if the election bills all get shelved or stripped bare, and prepare to employ this tactic against the GOP. :o

Incidentally, I'll take credit for some of it. Not all, but some. I admit to cheating a bit to bump his score up. }( But it was only done to counter the massive ballot-stuffing operation in South Dakota.

[Pirate Smile]

73. I think all of us did our share.

:evilgrin:

[Firespirit]

74. Oh yes most definitely it was a team effort.

But not all of it was done simply by repeated voting. Let's just leave it at that. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

[seito]

68. Mine

Funny site

[elshiva]

70. These are mine, too. Very cool people.

MD rules, we just got to vote out Ehrlich and we'll be even better.