Now while it's sort of quiet: The Kerry Thread Drinking Game!

[Withywindle]

There hasn't been too much Kerry bashing lately now that it's All Gannon All the Time over at GD and GDP, so we might as well start work on this now. What do you think? I'll start.

1. Every mention of "DLC", "RepugLite" or "DINO" - 1 sip
2. Every mention of "supporting war" - 1 sip, unless it comes from a Clark supporter, in which case 2.
3. Every slangy reference to male anatomy, esp. lack thereof - 1 burly sip. Grab your crotch and belch.
4. Every mention of "quick concession" or "rolling over" - 1 sip, fast.
5. "He didn't fight for us" - take a shot.
6. "Hard to understand," "rambling," "no clear positions" - 1 sip and then spit it out again. Flip-flop!
7. "Couldn't appeal to the red states" - big sip, Dukes of Hazzard yee-haw!
8. "Skull & Bones" - Finish up your whole drink and draw a pentagram in the air.

[elshiva]

1. Sorry, I don't drink.

If I did, I'd get drunk fast with that game.

[sandnsea]

2. rotflmao

"1 sip and then spit it out again. Flip-flop!"

You know, there's an alcoholic somewhere saying "Hey, I tried quitting like that too!"

I was going to join in with M&M's, but I'd have to go to the dentist for false teeth within a week!

[Firespirit]

3. And when we come away drunk,

it'll be all John Kerry's fault. Just like everything else that goes wrong is his fault.

What's next -- "Seven degrees of blaming Kerry"? ;)

[TheDonkey]

4. haha, very good.

:toast:

[saracat]

5. But I hate the DLC too!

Maybe I'll take two sips because they are lying centrist scum! :) Everything else works for me though!

[Withywindle]

8. Oh that's fine!

The point is, I think some people throw that around without knowing what it means.

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. Toooo awesome

This rules. Hey, I'm down for getting drunk at the lefty freepers' expense.

[muse]

7. You forgot, my favorite - "IWR"

Throw back two shots.

[New Earth]

9. this is hilarious.....

man, if i drink next saturday i will be sure to look out for Kerry threads.....get myself nice and drunk and then blame it all on him!! LOL

[Firespirit]

10. A few more

"Voted for the Patriot Act" -- quick glance behind your back, quick gulp, hide the bottle fast

(Incidentally I don't care for that vote, but I'm obviously not going to hate him for it, and he did come around and regret it)

"Bad campaigning" -- 1 sip, then grimace

"I held my nose to vote for him" -- lightning-fast sip, swallow fast enough to not taste it

"Elitist/wealthy" -- 1 sip, hold it in your mouth, rolling it around, then discreetly spit it out and look disapproving

"Let us down post-election/Should have screamed fraud" -- Down two entire bottles and pick a fight with a big burly guy with a gun

[Withywindle]

11. Excellent ones! n/t

[ginnyinWI]

12. and---

"Kerry betrayed us" (I hate that word! It's the last thing he'd do!)

and

"Kerry in 2008?? No way, he had his chance, no way I'm voting for him again!" (He won this election, get over it!)

"We need a Democrat who can stand up and fight for us!" :eyes: