Soothing words to cure what ails....

[Vektor]

Poetry - medicine for the troubled soul.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1986524&mesg_id=1990442

[JI7]

1. hahhahah

but seriously, i think that poster is a freeper. you usually know when they spend more time bashing someone rather than discussing the Dem party in other ways.

there were a few during the campaign, they would come on with Hillary, Dean, Kucnich avatars but they rarely had anything to say about them. most if not all of their posts were just about bashing Kerry and usually using right wing talking points.

[Vektor]

2. I agree.

Definitely not on the "up and up."

[Island Blue]

3. Those were priceless Vektor!

"They call him tripod"! :rofl:

[Vektor]

8. HAHAHA... You like?

I thought that was pretty special too. :-)

[sandnsea]

4. rotflmao

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

national treasure, lol, you've got to put those in a book.

:applause:

[Vektor]

9. A book is a good idea.

We can send them to Kerry.

[WildEyedLiberal]

10. You should

He would appreciate your wit and wisdom.

[Vektor]

12. Ya think?

I would love to see his reaction to my fine prose.

[Island Blue]

17. I would love to see Teresa's reaction to your fine prose!

Actually she'd probably find it quite funny because she knows its true!

[Vektor]

20. I hope she'd enjoy it.

And yes, you are right, she knows firsthand!

[sandnsea]

24. YES!

It's especially great when put in context as a response to someone else's ignorance. But some of your stand-alone work is pretty awesome too! I swear I have never in my life read anything like "they call him tripod" lololol

[BlueIris]

5. Ah...nice. I wondered if you were ever going to post haiku again.

My favorite is still:

hamster in the lake
beefcake brings the kiss of life
rodent is revived

That's a true masterpiece.

[Vektor]

11. YOU SAVED IT!!

Oh, bless your heart!


I really ought to see if there is a way I can gather them all up. I have left the ol' LH all over DU....

[Noisy Democrat]

23. OMG

I hadn't seen that one. It's wonderful!! ROFL! You're right it's a masterpiece.

[karynnj]

6. I didn't see her/his post as it was self-deleted (for which I am glad),

but from the responses, your poetry was an apt answer. This poster has to be a pretty immature freeper to sink to that level of insult. But I guess when people don't have the intelligence to question his political positions they need to resort to junior high level attacks on his masculinity and his marriage, neither of which seem in any doubt.

[Vektor]

13. I have no doubt about his manhood.

None whatsoever. :-)

[WildEyedLiberal]

7. Why are you such a genius?

I bow at thy feet.

[Vektor]

14. Wow.

I am in awe that you love the Haiku so much.

Say - I heard a funny rumor that some of the freepers were looking at some of our dirtier Kerry threads. Is that true? HAHAHAHA. :rofl:

[WildEyedLiberal]

15. OMG

Where'd you hear that?

[Vektor]

16. I'll PM you.

[Island Blue]

18. She probably heard it on the internets

I hear there's rumors on the internets. ;-)

[emulatorloo]

19. LOL -- I am agreed that this is the best approach to the deranged poster

Reason is not gonna work. . .

[Vektor]

21. No reason never works with them...

So instead, they get a little bit of the beefcake.

[Noisy Democrat]

22. Your Lover's Haikus

just crack me up. They're great. :)

[elshiva]

25. God bless you, Vek!

Another masterpiece of yours was the Dean letter with the parenthesis...

"You run this party (you run my pants)"
:rofl: Remember that?

[Vektor]

26. Yes...

I love to mutilate serious political letters and turn them into lewd innuendo.

Ahh...what fun!

[elshiva]

27. Yep and it was hilarious! Do you still have a copy?

[TayTay]

28. You rock. You just friggin rock.

You are, all by yourself, a wicked scorcher.

I love the haiku's.