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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 05:49 PM
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bush* briefing story making the rounds.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were
killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a
brazillion?"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sorry, I know it's been posted a brazillion times in GD and other forums, but I didn't see it here.
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TayTay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:43 PM
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1. I like that one.
Did you get the Santorum story I posted. I wuz thinking of ya.
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:10 PM
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3. Thank you for that.
I had no idea Mrs Ahole was so WEIRD. Gives Pittsburgh a bad name. Luckily, we can claim another woman who more than makes up for her.
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Island Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:26 PM
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2. That's too funny!
Of course if you told it to Shrub* he probably wouldn't get it at all - he'd be sayin' "No really, how many is in a brazillon? I'm the prezinut. That's probably somethin' I should know, right?"
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