Hey Withywindle

[WildEyedLiberal]

You wanted some beefcake?

HERE YA GO:



"So I hear some hot women want to get it on with me..."





:evilgrin:

[Withywindle]

1. Er...

Hi John...how's the water?








Called me out BY NAME! You wench!

[WildEyedLiberal]

2. Heh heh heh heh

You know you want it:



Awww.... so ADORABLE.

[Withywindle]

3. That smile....

You're either on the bus or off the bus....



I liked the campaign plane better though. Mile-High Club.

[WildEyedLiberal]

4. Hell yes

I would do it with him in the cockpit. :o

"Hold on tight; you are about to experience some turbulence."

:evilgrin:

[Withywindle]

5. I've always wondered why that call it that!

Now I know!

I'm sure the campaign plane is fitted out more nicely than a regular commercial. Imagine who shows up when you ring for service.

"If this jet's a rockin', don't come a-knockin'"? Oh my. Strap me down and drop the oxygen masks!

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. How about some Indiana Jones action?

OMG. SO HOT.

Someone get him a fedora. And a WHIP.

Hooah...

[Withywindle]

7. Mmmm...buttery soft

That jacket just looks like it smells really, really good. A little desert dust, a little bullwhip...

A little firelight, a tent in the desert...sound of camels snorting off in the distance....

[WildEyedLiberal]

10. I bet it's not the only thing that's buttery soft

:evilgrin:

Oh, what I wouldn't give to find out...

[Withywindle]

11. Such a nice contrast...

...between soft and hard.

[WildEyedLiberal]

14. Mmmm.... indeed

In all the right places.

[seito]

8. At it again are ya?

[WildEyedLiberal]

9. You know it

Wanna join? :evilgrin:

[seito]

12. One of my favorites

Just makes me want to believe in something.

[WildEyedLiberal]

13. I believe

I'd like to know what he's hiding under his hands.

[Withywindle]

15. I believe...

...I'd like to BE one of his hands.

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. I believe

I'd like to be his pants.

[Withywindle]

17. Hmm..

Especially if he's 'going commando?"


I still think being one of his hands would be the best. That way when he's spending a little 'quality time' with himself, you still get to be there. (That's one of my many little kinks. Watching that.)

[WildEyedLiberal]

18. I think it'd be hot

Speaking of "that," I saw Kinsey today. Really good movie. Liam Neeson is built like John Kerry - GIANT (they're the same height), huge hands and feet... and other things, presumably... he does not, however, wank off. (Well, the character does, but it's boy Kinsey, not Liam Neeson Kinsey. Pity.)

[Withywindle]

19. it would so totally be hot...

...wonder how often he does it.


Been meaning to see that movie. I read some of Kinsey's studies a long time ago when I was a virginal but VERY curious teenager. (I devoured the Hite Report, Nancy Friday, all that stuff)

[WildEyedLiberal]

20. Well, if he's a typical man

Probably pretty often. Especially when he was campaigning hard, and Teresa wasn't around to fill the needs. Oh, God... I wanna watch too. Then after I'm done being a voyeur, I'll go help him out ;)

I have never understood why some women have a problem with men, uh, taking care of business. It's not like it's an affront, or that it means he doens't want you... I mean, I'm sure I'll still do it once I'm married, too... it's no big.

Wow, seeing Kinsey has really made me open about talking about sex. It really strips away a lot of taboos. You should go see it, it's really good.

[Withywindle]

21. Well, friends don't let friends....

...campaign hard. It's distracting. You can't concentrate on your message as well. And all that tension that builds up...

I think it should be a regular position for a campaign aide.

[WildEyedLiberal]

22. CAN I APPLY?

John Kerry's "personal assistant."

Oh, God, where do I sign up?

[Withywindle]

23. Submit your resume and get in line...

...for the Campaign Casting Couch.

I mean, he wouldn't want some HR flack deciding who's the best person for such an important job. I'm sure he'd want to check out everyone's credentials personally.

[Withywindle]

24. Here's a new one I really like...

From Syria, I think.











I'm a little teacup...

[WildEyedLiberal]

25. I love his great big hands holding that tiny little cup

It makes him look like such a gentle giant.

Awww, John! Be my cuddle bear! :loveya:

[Withywindle]

26. He does it so elegantly...

See how careful he can be with delicate things?

[WildEyedLiberal]

27. I know

What a sweetheart.

He should be mine.

I'd cuddle him every night.

[saracat]

29. Well lookit whose playin around!

[WildEyedLiberal]

30. You aren't surprised are you?

:evilgrin:

[saracat]

31. Surely not.

Are you "cleansing yourself" from exposure to the evil trolls?

[WildEyedLiberal]

32. Yes. John's hot man sex always cures what ails me

YEP! That does the trick! *slurp* :P

[saracat]

33. Okay.That does it.You have finally flipped me out!

That just isn't right. Giggle giggle.Blush ,blush!

[WildEyedLiberal]

34. Hush. You like it

In fact, you know you want to send Big John some of these :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[seito]

35. I can only peek in here every once in awhile

You are just too WILD for me

[saracat]

36. These are for the lovely Mr.Kerry!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: and this is for you Wild,:spank:

[WildEyedLiberal]

37. Spanking? Oooh!

Can John administer my punishment, please?

[WildEyedLiberal]

28. TUXEDO!

TOO HOT FOR WORDS!

:loveya: :loveya: