John Bolton testifies in front of SFRC on 3/14/06 on UN Reform.

[TayTay]

A Status Report on United Nations Reform
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HEARING
before the

COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN RELATIONS
UNITED STATES SENATE
ONE HUNDRED NINTH CONGRESS
SECOND SESSION

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

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Time: 9:30 AM
Place: 419 Dirksen Senate Office Building
Presiding: Senator Lugar

Witness:
The Honorable John R. Bolton
U.S. Permanent Representative to the United Nations
Department of State
New York, New York

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Senator Lugar: I would like to propose that Dem Sens Kerry, Feingold and Boxer get the bulk of the questions. Sen. Biden can't talk for more than 5 minutes and is required to make at least one point that people can clearly see. Ahm, Sen. Coleman can't actually kiss and fondle Bolton anytime during the hearing and must keep his arms and legs inside his spot on the panel at all times. (I suggest guards with tasers when Bolton brings up 'UN Reform.' Otherwise, Coleman won't be able to restrain himself and will start licking Bolton's cheeks. Not good to see.) Also, Sen. Allen is not allowed, under penalty of losing his key to the Extra Special Rethug Senate Bathroom, to call Bolton our 'UN quarterback.' Thanks!

[wisteria]

1. This should be good. I haven't heard Bolton's BS in a while. n/t

[sandnsea]

2. Anybody got a nutshell on this "reform"

I don't even know what they're talking about. I've head some Dems support reform in the past too. But nobody ever says exactly what they're trying to accomplish or what reform anybody wants.