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my Democratic college roommate who is an MD living in Oregon, and is a black nominal Baptist emailed me this joke today.(I've haven't had a discussion with her abt religion in 25+ years as far as I can recall.)
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. > > "What majestic trees! > What powerful rivers! > What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. > > As he continued walking alongside the river he > heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, > he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. > He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking > over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing > in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he > tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the > ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the > bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. > > At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my > God!..." > > Time stopped. > > The bear froze. > > The forest was silent. > > It was then that a bright light shone upon the man > and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my > existence for all of these years, teach others I don't > exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. > Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? > Am I to count you as a believer?" > > The atheist looked directly into the light, "It > would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to > treat me as a believer now, but perhaps, could you > make the BEAR a Christian?" > > Very well," said the voice. > > The light went out. > > And the sounds of the forest resumed. > > And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head > and spoke, > > "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive > and for which I am truly thankful."
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