What if they gave an excommunication, and nobody came?

[hedgehog]

For example, I hold and have stated certain views that according to the local bishop, bar me from being a lector. I also happen to be a very good lector. I won't be putting the pastor on the spot any time soon, but if the bishop wants me out of the pulpit, he's going to have to come down and drag me out. I've decided that any person issuing a fatwa isn't really a bishop!