JK Rowling is Satan's minion!

[XemaSab]

Last night I was reading "Chamber of Secrets," and I came across this passage...

Harry and Ron looked under the sink where Myrtle was pointing. A small, thin book was there. It had a shabby, black cover and was as wet as everything else in the bathroom. Harry stepped forward to pick it up, but Ron suddenly flung out an arm to hold him back.

"What?" said Harry.

"Are you crazy?" said Ron. "It could be dangerous."

"Dangerous?" said Harry, laughing. "Come off it, how could it be dangerous?"

"You'd be surprised," said Ron, who was looking apprehensively at the book. "Some of the books the Ministry's confiscated--Dad's told me--there was one that burned your eyes out. And everyone who read "Sonnets of a Sorcerer" spoke in limericks for the rest of their lives. And some old witch in Bath had a book you could NEVER STOP READING! You just had to wander around with your nose in it, trying to do everything one-handed...

Rowling has written such a book! And Satan and his imps are laughing all the while!!!!1!!!! :o :scared:

[Matilda]

1. I plead guilty!

On the day Deathly Hallows came out, I deliberately planned an evening
meal that wouldn't take too long to prepare or too much fuss in cooking.
I stood at the stove with DH in one hand, reading, and a wooden spoon
in the other, occasionally stirring the pot.

Blame J.K. Rowling, she's a witch.