Be kind to drunks....lol...

[Catchawave]

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by
a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is
asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not; it is three in the morning, and it is pouring
outside!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
remember about three months ago when we br oke down and those
two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should
be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.




"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.