I just got this....

[WHAT]

Bird's & Bee's in the 21st Century,


Bobby SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on DU. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the
delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared
and said:
You've Got Male