Holier than thou?

[babylonsister]

> >>>>An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy
> >>>>boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He
> >>>>did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
> >>>>have
> >>>>beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in
> >>>>frustration
> >>>>as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him. As
> >>>>she
> >>>>was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
>into
> >>>>the face of a very serious police officer.
> >>>>
> >>>>The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her
> >>>>to
> >>>>the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
>photographed,
> >>>>and placed in a cell.
> >>>>After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
>the
> >>>>door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
> >>>>officer was waiting with her personal effects.
> >>>>
> >>>>He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
> >>>>your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in
>front
> >>>>of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life'
> >>>>license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the
> >>>>'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome- plated
> >>>>Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had
>stolen
> >>>>the car."

[hvn_nbr_2]

1. He-he. I do notice that people with * bumperstickers tend to be

nasty drivers. Wonder if anyone has done a study.