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RedEarth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 09:19 AM
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The Gravy Ladle



Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Stephanie, was.

Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.Hester
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the
eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but
I'll send her a e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom"
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HamstersFromHell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:29 PM
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1. LOL!!!!!
Excellent!!

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hermetic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 01:32 PM
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2. Thanks
for a good laugh
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