restless george

[medeak]

> One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in
> his White House
> bed.
> He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.
> Bush asks him,
> "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the
> country?"
>
> "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"
> Washington
> advises,
> and then fades away.
>
> The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the
> ghost of Thomas
> Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush
> calls out, "Tom,
> please! What is the best thing I can do to help the
> country?"
>
> "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson
> advises, and dims
> from
> sight.
>
> The third night sleep is still not in the cards for
> Bush. He awakens
> to
> see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush
> whispers,
> "Franklin,
> what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
>
> "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies
> and fades into
> the
> mist.
>
> Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he
> sees another
> figure
> moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham
> Lincoln. Bush
> pleads,
> "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to
> help the
> country?"
>
> Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

[RedEarth]

1. lol.... poor george