For my 700 post, this seemed fitting

[hermetic]

There was this priest who decided to play hooky from mass on the Sunday deer hunting opened. He is out in the woods and hears a twig snap behind him. He turns around and there is this huge bear coming straight for him. The priest starts running but trips and falls into a ditch.

The bear comes up to the ditch and starts roaring and snarling and the priest prays, "Dear Lord, please convert this bear to Christianity and I promise I will never play hooky from mass again."
The bear stops roaring, a calm look comes to his eye, he puts his paws together and says, "Dear Lord, thank you for this wonderful meal you have provided."