Thanksgiving Divorce

[RedEarth]

Subject: Thanksgiving Divorce



Thanksgiving divorce... A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.



"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."



Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take
care of this,"



She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

[lovelaureng]

1. Good one, n/t.

[hermetic]

2. Thanks for that

I sent it to my relatives, scattered all over the county, and they all enjoyed it. I hope you have much to be thankful for tomorrow.

:hug:

[rosesaylavee]

3. Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

[bigwillq]

4. That's cute!

:hi:

[Sanity Claws]

5. This joke is getting around world-wide

At Christmas, I got this joke from an acquaintance in New Zealand. It concerned getting the kids home for Christmas, not Thanksgiving, but otherwise, it was the same joke.