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>>Subject: Literate sarcasm >> >>Sarcasm from People with Brains >> >> >>I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." >>- Stephen Bishop >> >>"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." >>- Winston Churchill >> >>"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." >>- Winston Churchill >> >>"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with >>great pleasure." >>- Clarence Darrow >> >>"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to >>the dictionary." >>- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) >> >>"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big >>words?" >>- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) >> >>"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time >>reading it." >>- Moses Hadas >> >>"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in >>others." >>- Samuel Johnson >> >>"He had delusions of adequacy." >>- Walter Kerr >> >>"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I >>know." >>- Abraham Lincoln >> >>"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." >>- Groucho Marx >> >>"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of >>human knowledge" >>- Thomas Brackett Reed >> >>"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebearers, but >>by diligent hard work, he overcame them." >>- James Reston (about Richard Nixon) >> >>"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded >>easily." >>- Charles, Count Talleyrand >> >>"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I >>approved of it." >> - Mark Twain >> >>"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." >>- Mae West >> >>"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." >>- Oscar Wilde >> >>"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." >>- Oscar Wilde >> >>"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; >>bring a friend... if you have one." >>- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill >> >>"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there >>is one." >>- Winston Churchill, in reply >> >>"A sheep in sheep's clothing." >>- Winston Churchill, on Clement Atlee >> >>"There but for the grace of God, goes God." >>- Winston Churchill, on Stafford Cripps >> >>"He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked >>himself upand hurried on as if nothing had happened." >>- Winston Churchill, on Stanley Baldwin
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