George Bush is a Saint

[Booster]

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> President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit
> the United Methodist Church outside Washington as
> part of his campaign. Bush's campaign manager made
> a visit to the Pastor, and said to him, "We've been
> getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists
> because of Bush's position on stem cell research and
> the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the
> church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say
> the President is a saint."
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>
> The pastor thinks it over for a few moments and
> finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of
> funds and I will agree to do it."
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>
>
> Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug
> today and as the sermon progresses the pastor begins
> his homily: "George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed
> hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and
> a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his
> military record and had the gall to put himself in a
> jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a
> banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a
> country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to
> the American people. He is the worst example of a
> United Methodist I've ever personally known. But
> compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet,
> George Bush is a saint."

[Sanity Claws]

1. Uh-oh

I read this one yesterday here at DU. I'll probably read it again tomorrow. I think we have another Brazilian joke in the making.

[RedEarth]

2. good one