one of those girls

[RC]

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when your calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the
right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind. So I'm in my
room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.
I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring all your implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag
of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby.
Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

[mdmc]

1. lol

[Joe Chi Minh]

2. The Mail On Sunday has an item, in which you have to guess

which caption fits the picture.

There is a photo of a quite forlorn, even desolate, old Afghan gentleman sitting in the middle of a wilderness (presumably on the side of a road in the foreground, just out of picture), on what looks like a small tin can, with head bowed and perhaps scratching the side of his face, but looking as if he's wiping away tears. Next to him is a wheelbarrow, on which stands a small rickety wood and canvas stall, containing what looks like bric-a-brac. Their heading is "Mongolian motorway service stations are still a bit primitive...

However readers are asked to choose between other possible captions. The correct caption was number 1, A roadside stall on the outskirts of Kabul, but number 2. reads, This was a huge out-of-town shopping mall - until the Americans 'liberated' it. Difficult not to lol.