My daughter's 14-year old boyfriend told me this one. . .

[jeanarrett]

trying to get in good with his girlfriend's mom!


Jimmy Carter, George Bush and Bill Clinton were riding in a plane
across the United States.

Jimmy Carter pulled out a duffel bag loaded with 100 $100 bills and said,
I'm going to make 100 people happy, and threw them out the window."

George Bush, not to be outdone, pulled out a duffel bag with 1000 $100 bills and
said, "I'm going to make 1000 people happy, and threw them out the window."

The Big Dog grabbed George by the scruff of the neck and the seat of his pants
and threw him out the window. "There." He said. "I just made everybody happy."



I know, I know, but he was 14 and trying so hard! It was cute.

[Bhaisahab]

1. that joke's been done to death, but

the context was sweet. you must be a mom with a very stern reputation :)