A bear walks into a bar in Billings

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> A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
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> The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
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> The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
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> The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
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> The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
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> The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
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> The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
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> The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
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> The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
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> .......You're gonna love this.........
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> The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
> barbitchyouate !

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[RebelOne]

1. Oh, groan!!