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The World According to Children

*Question:What is one horsepower? Answer:One horsepower is the amount
of
energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
*Talc is found on rocks and on babies.

*The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without comingback down.

*When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with
atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with
explosions.

*Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

*While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the
sun, it
is really only centrificating.

*Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any
direction.

*South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still
manage.

*Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change
back
into a sun in the daytime.

*A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it
wants to
go.

*There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be
discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

*There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth
because of so much population stomping around up there these days.

*Lime is a green-tasting rock.

*Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others
preferred to
be oil.

*Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why
you
should.

*Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know
they're
there.

*Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so
sometimes it's brother against brother.

*Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I
have
never been able to make out the numbers.

*We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation
gets
blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

*In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are
twice
as many H's as O's.

*Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around.
There
is not much else to do.

*Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be
called a
drop, it does.

*We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we
breathe.

*Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.

*In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.

*A blizzard is when it snows sideways.

*A monsoon is a French gentleman.

*Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

*Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

*It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in
other
places.


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