Good Advice from Children

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Never trust a dog to watch your food. --Patrick, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. --Michael, 14
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. --Michael, 14
Stay away from prunes. --Randy, 9
Never pee on an electric fence. --Robert, 13
Don't squat with your spurs on. --Noronha, 13
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. --Emily, 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. --Taylia, 11
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. --Traci, 14
Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. --Mitchell, 12
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac. --Andrew, 9
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. --Kyoyo, 9
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. --Armir, 9
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. --Kellie, 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. --Naomi, 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. --Lauren, 9
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. --Joel, 10
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. --Alyesha, 13
Never try to baptize a cat. --Eileen, 8