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Bhaisahab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 03:37 AM
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper (good joke)
The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years,"
my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 12:37 AM
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1. She's probably making him use this tp also
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