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Digit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:01 AM
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Underwear is important
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove to the WalMart when their car broke down in the parking lot. The husband told his wife to carry on with her shopping while he repaired the car in the lot.

The wife returned a while later to see a small group of people near their car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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