Reward for the organ donor.

[reprobate]

A married couple was in a terrible accident
where the man's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
graft any skin from his body because he was
too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some
of her own skin. However, the only skin on her
body that the doctor felt was suitable would
have to come from her buttocks. The husband
and wife agreed that they would tell no one
about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was
astounded at the man's new face. He looked more
handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."