Good joke

[Digit]

George W Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know
what to do with you", says the Devil. "You're on my list but I don't have room for you, yet I can't send you back. So I'll tell you what I am going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you so I will
let one of them go and you can take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves".

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil
opened the first door to reveal Richard Nixon diving into a large pool of water, surfacing, getting out of the pool and then diving in again over and over and over - such was his fate in hell. "No" said George "I don't think so, because I'm not a very good swimmer and I couldn't be doing that day in and day out".

The Devil took him to the next door which, when opened, revealed
Lyndon B.Johnson with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
His fate was to swing the hammer and break the rocks for the rest of time.
"No" said George, "I've got this problem with my shoulder and I would be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day".

The Devil opened the third door and George saw Bill Clinton lying
naked on a bed with his arms and legs spread eagled and tied to the
bedposts.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George
Bush stared at this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I think I
could put up with this".


The Devil smiled and said.... "Monica, you're free to go!"

[Longgrain]

1. Haven't heard that one before.

:7 :7 :7