Five Surgeons from big cities

[reprobate]

Five Surgeons from big cities are
discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says,
"I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago, responds,
"Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them are color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,
"No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them are
in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles
chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few
parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC
shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest
to operate on.
There are no guts, no heart, no balls,
no brains and no spine, and the head
and the ass are interchangeable.