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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-25-07 06:04 PM
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Winter Joke
As a North Dakota trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you
are losing some of your load!" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down
the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken the blonde says
brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your
load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck
door. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some
of your load!

"When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it, he
says ... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in North Dakota and I'm driving
the SAND TRUCK!"
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