Medical definitions: Guts vs. Balls

[reprobate]

We've all heard about people having
guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a
night out with the guys,
Being met by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask:
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a
night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having
the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome since both ultimately
result in death.