The pharmacist.

[crispini]

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist
she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have
mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll
throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will
happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well,
now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[Tony_Illinois]

1. Good one.