This is turning out to be so true.

[Booster]

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told
the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding
gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales
clerk,
"exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"

The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."The sales
clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong
way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides
who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more
innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be
nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate.
Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a
first-tim e bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our
wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I
got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon
that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each
other again."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night
for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good
it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."