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reprobate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-03-07 10:11 PM
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In Search of a Good Paying American Job


John Smith started the day early having set his Alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.

While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his
Electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),


Designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)

And Tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new Electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)


He sat down with his
Calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO)

To see how much he could spend today. After setting his

Watch
(mADE IN TAIWAN)

To the radio

(MADE IN INDIA)

He got in his car

(MADE IN GERMANY)

Filled it with GAS

(from Saudi Arabia)

And continued his search


For a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end

Of yet another discouraging

And fruitless day

Checking his

Computer

(Made In Malaysia),

Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals


(MADE IN BRAZIL)

Poured himself a glass of

Wine

(MADE IN FRANCE)


And turned on his

TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA),

And then wondered

Why he can't find

A good paying job

In AMERICA ...

Y'all gotta Keep this one circulating, please.!





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