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Tab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 09:42 PM
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Ropes

Two ropes go into a bar. The bartender looks at them, squints his eyes and says "Hey, didn't you see the sign? We don't serve ropes here!"

Chastened the first rope pulls on the second rope and says, "Let's get out of here. I can tell when we're not wanted."

They go outside and the first rope starts to head home, but the second one stays back. "I'm not putting up with this", the second one said.

The second one twists his body around into a knot, and then starts tugging on his head, separating all the strands at the top until they hang over. He then immediately heads back into the bar.

The bartender sees him and says, "Hey, I thought I told you we don't serve ropes here! Aren't you a rope??"

The second one says, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."
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