Confessions of a hooker

[dipsydoodle]

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth
wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a
special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Wigan.

BTW - If the above is completely incomprehensible then I can only suggest you disuss it with a rugby player. :)

[raebrek]

1. Okay, I googled it

"For those who don't follow, a 'hooker' is a position in rubgy, and Wigan is a top team here, in rugby at least..."