Five surgeons at a bar are discussing ....

[L. Coyote]

Five surgeons at a bar are discussing who the best surgical patients are.

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best,
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like plumbers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over or something leaks.'

But the fifth surgeon, who was from Washington, DC, observed:
'Republicans are definitely the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no gonads, no brains and no spine.
Plus the head and the ass are interchangeable.'