A Christmas Passing

[Highway61]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells. Saint Peter said, "You may pass throught the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

[dipsydoodle]

1. Error: You can't recommend threads from this forum

Shame that. Found that hugely funny. :rofl:

[Highway61]

2. Thank you

I didn't know you couldn't "rec". Yes, it was a gem, no? "these are Carols" :rofl: