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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 09:11 PM
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Stephane Dion's Retirement Dinner
At a dinner thrown in her husband's honour, a man turned to Madame Dion and said, "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure with such a busy schedule. How quiet will retirement seem in comparison.

What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame Dion.

A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew what to say next.

Stephane leaned over to his wife and said, "In Hinglish dey pronounce dat word, "Appiness".

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