spring season

[Po_d Mainiac]

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
discovered a nude female passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs
fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox
Fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their
lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police
were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection.
First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more
notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again,
replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
Pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?" Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I
look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole.

[Tab]

1. Go Red Sox!!!

ha ha ha