Wedding Fairy:

[bridgit]

A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant...

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful little Asrais fairy appeared on their table moonlighting some wedding chores. She said with a voice that sounded like wind chimes and temple bells, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The wife answered,

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment,

"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! ~ the husband became 92 years old.

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember...Asrais fairies are female and to wish accordingly