Coffee or sex ?
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Sat Jun-13-09 04:39 AM
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Man wakes his wife and says would you like coffee or sex ?
The wife looks at him and replies "Don't really matter - they're both instant"
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Here's one my husband loves that his late dad told him - the nasty boys. I'm terrible at relaying jokes but I'll give it a try.
Man wakes his wife and says if you want to have sex tug on my penis once. If you don't, tug on it 130 times.
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