La-La land jokes that are good for any douche bags

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i went to a celebrity's house last week and she had a whole room full of autographed pictures of dry cleaners. babba duh !

a movie exec in his ferrari sees this starlet driving a porsche and they make eye contact,they both are going west on sunset and are kind of checking each other out.Seems like they are both heading toward Malibu in the traffic up P.C.H. and by this time they are waving and trying to act act sexy.It's sunset and the starlet pulls into a beach parking lot so the the exec follows her.
they look at each other for a second,get out and thier cars fuck.
this one makes sence if you have had to live in this phony town.