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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-28-09 01:42 AM
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Jacob and Rebecca get married.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.



*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."



*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."



*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "



*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."



*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"



*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."



*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."



*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and Sizes."



*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."



**Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."


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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 10:15 PM
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1. Oddly....
...he didn't ask if he carried Viagra.

- Guess he knows what he needs.
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