The good old days.

[Joe Chi Minh]

GRANDAD was reminiscing
about the good old days:
'When I were a lad, me mother
would send me down to t'
corner shop wi' a shilling, and
I'd come back wi' five pounds o'
potatoes, two loaves o'
bread, three pints o' milk, a
pound o' cheese, a packet o'
tea, an 'alf a dozen eggs.
But yer can't do that these
days - too many bl****y
security cameras.'