A photo in today's (UK) Mirror of five members of America's Ryder Cup team,

[Joe Chi Minh]

all looking rather miserable - though we're not told the context.

Somebody has put imaginary words in their mouths. From left to right, the bubbles read, Tiger: "Look at the legs on that!"; (I'm not sure, but I think) Jim Furyk: "Oh God! Don't start now, Tiger"; Steve Stricker: "You dirty dawg"; Leftie: "I told you he hasn't changed, Skipper"; (Corey Pavin): Hey, easy Tiger, that's my wife you're looking at."

I wish I could upload the photo; and hope Tiger's at least sufficiently healed to see the funny side of our twisted journalists' minds!