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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-11 01:25 AM
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Dear Abby....
Dear Abby,

I am a resident of Los Angeles. My parents live in a suburb of Miami. They have recently been arrested for selling crack cocaine to a kindergarten class and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Miami. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Texas for murder. The other is currently in jail in Alabama on charges of incest.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Los Angeles and indeed is still a part-time "working girl." We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiance utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a strong Scott Walker supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-11 08:55 PM
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1. :-)
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 04:14 AM
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2. I have shared this with several people. Thanks!
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-11 07:20 PM
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3. Glad to be of service!
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