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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-11 04:16 AM
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Ole, Lena an' d' baby skunks
Ole and Lena were driving home from town and a skunk walks onto the road right in front of them. Ole hits the skunk and kills it dead.

Lena starts yelling, "Ole, stop, stop." Ole asks her why and she says, "Dere are 5 little skunks back dere and you killed deir mother.

We can't just leave dem dere."

So Ole stops and backs up and Lena jumps out and rescues the little skunks. They're so cold she decides to stick them under her dress to warm them up. Ole says, "Lena, you can't do dat. Tink of the smell."

Lena says, "Oh, Ole. You got used to it. So will dey"
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