Cleaning Out The Shed sung to the tune of Bringing In The Sheaves

[eleny]

cleaning out the shed
cleaning out the shed
scaring all the spiders
cleaning out the shed

what the hell is that?
what the hell is that?
once i thought i needed it
now, what the hell is that?

so that's where it's been
so that's where it's been
i thought i lost it
so that's where it's been

now i have a path
inside my shed
i am rejoicing
'cause now i have a path!

Luckily our trash man is a good soul who takes it all, no matter what. I've got 6 boxes of junk out there. And I'll be peeking out from the curtains with fingers crossed that he takes it all tomorrow morning. We always take good care of him at the holidays with a good sized tip. It's a family run trash biz and he certainly deserves it for the times I clean up one of our sheds.

[NMDemDist2]

1. why don't you come on down and help me with mine now?

I have the stuff in the house unpacked but now have to go tackle the stuff in the shed......

[eleny]

2. Watch out for black widow spiders

They love a shed.

[NMDemDist2]

4. we had a bunch on our porch when the bug man sprayed

they came out of everywhere it seems

i'll be sure to check carefully, thanks for the reminder

[eleny]

6. Just remember that bw's like wood piles, old wooden boards and such

I had some in my shed some years back. I opened the door and a bw scurried away right where I had the wood stashed in a corner. Out went the old wood!

[Stinky The Clown]

3. eeeeeeelney ...... I got a deeeeeeeal for yoooooou .......

Come clean out our bulging-walled two car garage and I'll cook a month's worth of meals for you. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner .... 90 meals in all.

Deal?

[eleny]

5. You've made me an offer I cannot refuse!