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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:47 PM
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Four Religious Truths - some humor for your day
Four Religious Truths


During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.




(or at the liquor store)




:rofl:

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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-09-08 12:42 PM
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1. LOL!

I love it!

Thanks, Rabrrr.

:rofl:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 03:11 PM
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2. *snarf*
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 07:44 PM
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3. And the only time you hear the words "Jesus Christ" in...
a Unitarian church is when somebody falls of a ladder.

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